DAY TWO: Word to the Not-So-Wise

Say you're sitting at the kitchen table eating your delicious Chipotle burrito leftovers and you decide it's time to feed the betta fish. Do not, I repeat do NOT unscrew the lid of the fish food in the vacinity of your plate or you will find your burrito disgustingly seasoned with a stinky mix of fish meal and brine shrimp. (Yes, I threw it away.)